8: "Care for some sweaty boob cheese? And a cracker?"
7: "Aaargghhh!! Bloody Customer Service!!!"
6: "Erk! It's dark!! Ugh, it's a CAVE..."
5: "Which one of your children can I practice plastic surgery on?"
4: "They say it swims up your dick"
3: "Oh God, that beeping's bad - are you sure that's a truck?"
2: "Everytime I see a twisted-ass tree I think 'Tim Burton tree - that's spooky'"
1: "Just like me - you can be a legend in your own lunchtime"
Podcast? Huh??
My names Kez. This is my show. If you think swearing is the lowest form of rational conversation, and that bitchiness and gross-out stories are for the under 8's at camp, you're way too classy for this show. Perhaps you should kick back with your $5000 turntable, and listen to some Windam Hills ambience.
You'll find the "Bubble and Squeak Show" chock full of funky music, interviews, a bit of gossip and way too much opinion on everything you never thought was was worth half a shit. All in the name of a bit of fun.
I polish said defacation at Makinnoize Studios, and serve it up in MP3 form. Dig in!
But be warned: May contain traces of entertainment....